Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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