I'm really into asian looking animals
Non-Jews are for practice
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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