Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
