dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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