if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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