Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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