So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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