yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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