She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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