I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Man, jail baloney is awful.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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