he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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