Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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