Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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