You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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