so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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