Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Randomize