what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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