For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My ATM looks so different sober.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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