please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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