I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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