I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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