But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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