sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Naked. naked and bneed help.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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