And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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