suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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