Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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