Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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