HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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