He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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