Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He did a backflip because drugs
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