I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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