Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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