i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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