You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
