porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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