I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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