Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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