Your mouth is God's brothel.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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