MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
whose ass print is on the piano?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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