I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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