How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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