What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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