I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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