he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
And then he peed in my hair
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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