i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
porn star boner night. come get it.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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