Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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