she looked like the bat from fern gully.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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