that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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