u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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