we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Randomize
