Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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