Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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