How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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