sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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