It's like God shit irony all over that family
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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