we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
