vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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